[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
(via see-the-world-through-my-eyes)
if you think your dick is sensitive wait until you see my personality
im sorry
im not
yes this will go nicely on my blog.
(via whisperswhisper)
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
(via exitusactapr0bat)
(Source: peacecouldlastforeverandaday, via gwendalinniles)
Sometimes I feel really attractive………but then I look in the mirror.
(Source: thewisepickle)
Does anybody else wonder why
ABC Family can have a T.V show dedicated to sex and pregnancy but they can’t show the fart in Dennis the Menace?
(via soprano1-girl)
australian bloggers are like a whole other species i love them and theyre all so frickin hot
no its almost winter here we’re freezing
(via whatmyfuturelookslike)
Everyone please reblog this. I want all of tumblr to see this.
True.
(Source: torevolution, via squidventure-time)
what the fuck did i just stumble across
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